Etiquettes of Receiving Blowjobs Etiquettes of Receiving Blowjobs
Unless you’ve hired an escort and made arrangements with her in advance, then maybe you can be a total douche in the bedroom. Being... Etiquettes of Receiving Blowjobs

Unless you’ve hired an escort and made arrangements with her in advance, then maybe you can be a total douche in the bedroom. Being a douche in the bedroom without permission is uncalled for and not sexy, especially if you’re being a giant dick while receiving a blow job. Know this, guys: being a gentleman when you’re on the receiving end of a blowjob will earn you major points for the future. This will be very handy if your partner isn’t a huge fan of oral favours.

Man-scaping isn’t just about being trimmed. It’s about being clean, fresh, and having your wild hair under control. Side note, if your package isn’t the size you wish it to be, keeping the man hair down there short or shaved makes your member look bigger. Keep your hygiene on point if you want someone to be all over your crotch. Smelly underwear and a smelly crotch are more than likely going to turn your partner off and if you smell really bad, you may have some instant vomit in your lap! It’s little effort (on your part) to give yourself a quick rinse. Changing your underwear to something less airtight won’t hurt either, especially for the long term. Keeping your pubic hair trimmed and tamed is also a good move. You don’t have to wax it all off, but try trimming it regularly to a polite length – short enough that it won’t get caught between your partner’s teeth.

Men, for the love of all that is holy, don’t push your partner’s head down. The fact that you have to be reminded of this time and time again is very annoying. If you’re a brute about it, it’s a sure-fire way to get you blacklisted by the blowjob gods. Be respectful of the person who has their mouth around your family jewels. One wrong shove and a bite could happen and no one wants that. Pushing someone’s head down can be the last thing you’ll do with this person. Not only will it piss them off right then and there, it can put them off giving head to anyone. You would have officially ruined all oral for their future partners. YOU. You alone. If the thought of getting a chunk of your penis taken out from a bite doesn’t frighten you, if you trigger their gag reflex you could end up with a lap full of vomit.

 If you enjoy what they’re doing, say it, moan it, express it. Use your hands to lightly run your fingers through their hair or touch their arms or whatever you can reach. Positive affirmations via physical and verbal actions is encouraging. Knowing that they’re doing the right things to you is beneficial; it makes want to repeat the performance again later. Don’t fake it, react naturally to the sensations.

Unless your jaw is wired shut, return the favour. This is a tip that’s really for show, because you definitely already return the favour, right? If you have trouble performing oral on your partner, learn to deal with it and do it for them. If all you do is take and you don’t give back, it won’t reflect well on you and soon you won’t be getting it anymore. The selfish lover that never ‘dines at the Y’ will eventually have no one to eat with, remember that. If you get, you should give.

Don’t roll over and fall asleep when all is said and done either. Consistently remind your partner how much you enjoy their effort. If you’re boosting their confidence, this encourages them to try it again. If you’re praising them, they will feel empowered and sexy. Confidence within them will give them more confidence in the bedroom. Don’t compliment them in a sleazy way to get a blowjob when you want it either. That’s just a turn off. Be sincere and they’ll be delighted to hear it.

Being a decent person while you’re receiving oral pleasure is easy. It will more than likely guarantee you future blow jobs. Don’t be forceful, don’t be shy in expressing yourself, and remember to always pay it forward and be grateful. Even though your partner isn’t being physically pleasured themself, the act of giving pleasure to you should be a satisfying experience for both of you.

Braulio Fidel